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🤣🤣🤣 "””””””” New Stock Market Terms ************************** CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no fun. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling even lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR – Past-year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. And do not forget - NYSE, which is now NEW YORK SHOCK EXCHANGE.
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Fluctuations !!!
I was at my bank today ( in New York ) and there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too".. !!!!!
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Granddaughter: Ah mah, ah gong has many poor aunty friends.
Ah mah: how do you know? Granddaughter: I saw many aunties, with nothing to wear, in his handphone. Ah Mah: 😡
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Lucky ah gong not together with them in the photos
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