Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 813

FilthyThinker · #**12181** 16-09-2020, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

I'm going to try this on an SYT

malaysiapig · #**12182** 17-09-2020, 07:25 PM

malaysiapig · #**12183** 17-09-2020, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steventan

Don’t let your small brother run ahead

I see the naughty pussy

35cents · #**12184** 17-09-2020, 10:05 PM

Nice one bro!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

ttt123 · #**12185** 17-09-2020, 10:40 PM

nice post!

this is some epic peated smoky whisky...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Picture jokes...

Hurricane88 · #**12186** 18-09-2020, 05:13 AM

*A letter which created history*

Date: 02 - 07 - 1909
Divisional Railway Officer,
Sahibgunj,

*Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow or train to go off and I am running with lotaah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers* (ORIGINAL LETTER)

Your faithful Servant,
Okhil Chandra Sen

Okhil Babu wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway officer in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption Travellers Tales in the Far Eastern Economic Review.

Any guesses why this letter is of Historic Value?

It led to the introduction of TOILETS in trains in India...!!!!

So no idea is stupid and
Always speak up...👍😀✌

When using a train toilet, thank Okhil Babu for his hilarious letter. 🤩🤩🤩.

Hurricane88 · #**12187** 18-09-2020, 05:13 AM

40 years
of marriage..

🎎

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

🍧

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

🎁

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

🚢

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

💫

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

👩

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

💭

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...

💫

The husband became 92 years old.

👴

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should
remember fairies are female......

😆😆😆

SEND THIS
TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS
A GOOD LAUGH .
AND TO ANY
MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!!😉😉🙊🙊