[bakylotus]

THE DRUNK AND THE BLONDE

A drunk is sitting at the bar. There is a very buxom blonde
a few seats away from him. A fellow at the other end of the
bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills a mug and slides
it down the bar.

The glass hits the blonde's breasts and spills the beer all
over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and
licks the beer off her breasts.

This happens a couple more times. The next time, the drunk
jumps up and also lick her breasts. She floors him!

He's lying on the floor groaning and moaning. 'How come you
let the bartender do it?' he asked the blonde.

She answers, 'Because he's got a licker (liquor) licence!