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Old 05-06-2022, 02:44 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88 View Post
A man and his wife were in court to contest a divorce. The problem in contention was ....who should have the possession of the child? The man or the woman?

The woman jumped up and said:- "My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour.... alone".

The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said:-
"My Lord, I have a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?"

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Court adjourned!!!

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Very good one LMAO