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Old 02-06-2022, 07:12 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88 View Post
A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender tells him : "100 euros!"

The German is shocked - "100 euros? yesterday it was only 10 euros !"

"Well, today it is 100 euros."

- "But why 100, damn it?"

Bar tender : "I'll explain it,
-10 euros is beer,
-10 to help Ukraine,
-20 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal.
- and finally, 40 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!"

The German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros.

The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back.

German in disbelief : "Wait, you said 100 euros, right ? I gave you 100, why are you giving me back 10 euros?"

*"Ahh... We have no beer!"*



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