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Originally Posted by chatlovers
Hope you are not selling yourself... Well, if yes then you wont have any customer based on the statistics... Mainly coz normal girl wont buy you.. The one who may consider will seek for bigger.
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nope...don't think there's anything to sell about him...let me try to sell something here...
Lelong Lelong experienced, sweet talking and understanding, 1.85m thick dark eyebrown sun skin tone. Puppy eyes, Humble sporty build, broad strong shoulder and plenty of chest hair to play wif. Trimmed birdie hair and nails. Programmed to ejaculate oni upon multiple orgasm, 8inch long 6inch thick automatic turbo dick wif a ferrari engine driven waist power tat can go from 0 to 100mph within 3sec, best of all is tat u can select ur fav speed. Sharp tongue tip wif vibrator-like nature tat can take good care of anything protruding.
Am I normal human being? Sometime i feel like i'm the superman reincarnated. I dunno why my gfs and fbs loved me so much each of them r sticking to me so close i'm so troubled plse help
P/s: for some ppl who jus don't get the joke, it's a joke, i'm jus kiddin