[Code Red]

George, Bob and Jeff are sat talking in the old folks’ home. George: ‘This getting old is no fun. I wake at six o’clock every morning, by ten past I need a pee. But for the life of me, I just can’t manage it. It is so uncomfortable.’ Bob: ‘That’s nothing, mate. I wake at six o’clock and by twenty past I need a dump. But for the life of me, I just can’t manage it. It is so uncomfortable.’ Jeff: ‘That is nothing, gents. I go for a wee at ten past six, and a dump at twenty past six every morning without fail.’ Bob: ‘What is so bad about that?’ Jeff: ‘I don’t wake up until seven.’