[soundlab]

Bra Sizes Interpreted

"Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!"

{A}........Almost Boobs...

{B}........Barely there.

{C}........Can't Complain!

{D}........Dang!

{DD}.......Double Dang!

{E}........Enormous!

{F}........Fake.

{G}........Get a Reduction.

{H}........Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up