13-12-2021, 10:32 PM
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Samster
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Originally Posted by Hurricane88
No Shit!
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said, "No shit."
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Luckily he said "No shit" instead of "Fuck my ass" 
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