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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

_*A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.*_

*Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*

Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like labourers.

*Question: How can you say so?*

Ms Australia : Because they work day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

*Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.

*Question: How can you say so?*

Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

*Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*

Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.

*Question: How can you say so?*

Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

*Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours.

*Question: How can you say so?*

Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

*Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*

Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen.

*Question: How can you say so?*

Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman.

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

AND THE AWARD GOES TO Ms India..

*Question: Ms India , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*

Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like Rats.

*Question: How can you say so?*

Ms India: Because they are always searching for new holes day and night...

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation)

Applause. very funny.