here is my sincerest offer of help
go over 2 her.
tell her ur hp batt is flat n will like 2 borrow hers 2 make an urgent call.
feign a call.
dun salivate while making a call!!!
return back hp 2 her.
compliment her hp model.
dun do dat if hers is sibeh old model n got collapsible antenna!!!
while complimenting her hp model, tell her dis..
"talking about hp.. can i plz have ur lumber?"
hope it helps..
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